Miscommunication of the Day...

Here was mine and David's conversation today while shopping in Express....

David: I need more buttwipes....I am turning over a new leaf
Anna: Oh, I didn't know you used buttwipes...
David: What??
Anna: Huh?
David: Did you say buttwipes?
Anna: Yes, you said you need more buttwipes.
David: No, I said I need more button-ups, I am turning over a new leaf
Anna: Oh, well that makes more sense.